Cerebral Effusion (Spain)
Band: Cerebral Effusion
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/cerebraleffusion
Bio: (Source - http://bit.ly/bbWLyy)
CEREBRAL EFFUSION is one of the pioneering brutal death bands coming from the Basque Country. The band took form at summer from 97 when four guys gathered and start proposing their sick and brutal work. They quickly started composing and working on the debut of this novel band on the underground scene. One year later, in October 98, Cerebral Effusion produced and self edited the MCD “Immortal Cemetery”, 1000 copies were printed. Immortal Cemetery contained five brutal death tracks that had a great response on the scene, selling practically all the printed copies.
This work didn't go unnoticed and the band started playing shows intensively, making themselves known in the most extreme outlook inside national and international brutal death. In 2000, when all looked to go well, the band had some serious line up problems. For a long time the band worked as a three piece, without any of the original guitar players, but Cerebral Effusion kept on with it's proposal and live shows didn't stop. In June of 2001 a new guitar player joined the band, getting more live consistency. With the band again as a four piece, Cerebral Effusion worked until 2002 to record their first full length. Once the recording was finished the band made a deal with the US label UNMATCHED BRUTALITY, releasing in May 2003 the album entitled “Violence in Motion”.
“Violence in Motion” contained nine tracks of violent brutal death, including “Human Butchery” from their previous release. With this sick album, the band consolidated itself into the international brutal death scene. 2003 was a really good year for the band, first 1000 copies were sold out and the label printed another 1000 copies in 2004. Meanwhile, the band kept playing live and composing new material, more intense and compact than ever. In July 2004 Cerebral Effusion entered the studio again to record “Smashed and Splattered Organs”, their most brutal album 'till date. After analyzing some offers the band signed with the US label GOREGIASTIC RECORDS to release in 2005 this new release.
During the last years Cerebral Effusion has continued spreading it's personal dose of visceral violence along different countries like Spain, Germany, Russia, Portugal, England, Italy... working hard against line up changes, getting more brutal and consolidating themselves as one of the most veteran bands in the international scene. After some years and with the line up more solid than ever, the band has ready the new work entitled “Impulsive Psychopathic Acts”, that has been recorded and produced by Cerebral Effusion and mastered by Jörg at Soundlodge Studios (Sinister, Despondency, God Dethroned...). It will be released in April 2010 by COMATOSE MUSIC. This will be definitely the most extreme album from the band that will invade and psychopathize your minds.
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/cerebraleffusion
Bio: (Source - http://bit.ly/bbWLyy)
CEREBRAL EFFUSION is one of the pioneering brutal death bands coming from the Basque Country. The band took form at summer from 97 when four guys gathered and start proposing their sick and brutal work. They quickly started composing and working on the debut of this novel band on the underground scene. One year later, in October 98, Cerebral Effusion produced and self edited the MCD “Immortal Cemetery”, 1000 copies were printed. Immortal Cemetery contained five brutal death tracks that had a great response on the scene, selling practically all the printed copies.
This work didn't go unnoticed and the band started playing shows intensively, making themselves known in the most extreme outlook inside national and international brutal death. In 2000, when all looked to go well, the band had some serious line up problems. For a long time the band worked as a three piece, without any of the original guitar players, but Cerebral Effusion kept on with it's proposal and live shows didn't stop. In June of 2001 a new guitar player joined the band, getting more live consistency. With the band again as a four piece, Cerebral Effusion worked until 2002 to record their first full length. Once the recording was finished the band made a deal with the US label UNMATCHED BRUTALITY, releasing in May 2003 the album entitled “Violence in Motion”.
“Violence in Motion” contained nine tracks of violent brutal death, including “Human Butchery” from their previous release. With this sick album, the band consolidated itself into the international brutal death scene. 2003 was a really good year for the band, first 1000 copies were sold out and the label printed another 1000 copies in 2004. Meanwhile, the band kept playing live and composing new material, more intense and compact than ever. In July 2004 Cerebral Effusion entered the studio again to record “Smashed and Splattered Organs”, their most brutal album 'till date. After analyzing some offers the band signed with the US label GOREGIASTIC RECORDS to release in 2005 this new release.
During the last years Cerebral Effusion has continued spreading it's personal dose of visceral violence along different countries like Spain, Germany, Russia, Portugal, England, Italy... working hard against line up changes, getting more brutal and consolidating themselves as one of the most veteran bands in the international scene. After some years and with the line up more solid than ever, the band has ready the new work entitled “Impulsive Psychopathic Acts”, that has been recorded and produced by Cerebral Effusion and mastered by Jörg at Soundlodge Studios (Sinister, Despondency, God Dethroned...). It will be released in April 2010 by COMATOSE MUSIC. This will be definitely the most extreme album from the band that will invade and psychopathize your minds.
Illuminati - Music Industry And Why Micheal Jackson Was Killed
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Bs And Cs
Source: E-Mail
NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need a CREDIT CARD, but I want a BILLIONAIRE
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's ......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need a CREDIT CARD, but I want a BILLIONAIRE
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's ......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasi (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
Jokes & Quotes
Source: E-Mail
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it!
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do it again.
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex withtheir husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Wife: My hubby & I have what he calls olympic- sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting f*cked!
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"
The saddest part of a man's body is his balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice. Why didn't you call me in after hescrewed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condomblasts, population increases.
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin.
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it!
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do it again.
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex withtheir husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Wife: My hubby & I have what he calls olympic- sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting f*cked!
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care!"
The saddest part of a man's body is his balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice. Why didn't you call me in after hescrewed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condomblasts, population increases.
Kelebihan Bismillah
Source: E-Mail
amalkan ia nya selalu ........ cuma kita saja yg mengetahui kelebihan2 itu ........ InsyaAllah .............
MAKLUMAT INI DARI USTAZ HARUN DIN, BELIAU BACAKAN ARTIKEL TTG FAKTA BAHAWA PLANET MARIKH ( PLANET TERDEKAT DGN BUMI ) TELAH MENGALAMI PUSINGAN TERBALIK PADA BULAN SEPTEMBER LEPAS. INI MENUNJUKKAN BAHAWA PLANET YANG BERHAMPIRAN DENGAN PLANET MARIKH JUGA AKAN MENGALAMI KEJADIAN YANG SAMA.. MAKA AKAN TERJADILAH KEJADIAN MATAHARI AKAN TIMBUL DARI ARAH BARAT YANG JUGA MERUPAKAN TANDA-TANDA BESAR KIAMAT .. PADA MASA ITU JUGALAH PINTU TAUBAT AKAN DITUTUP... KATA PARA ASTRONOMI PLANET, BUMI HANYA TUNGGU MASA SAJA. MAKLUMAT INI TIDAK DIDEDAHKAN SECARA MELUAS DAN TELAH DIHENTIKAN PENYEBARANNYA OLEH NASA KERANA IA MENGUNTUNGKAN UMAT ISLAM. AMBILLAH PERANAN...[istighfaar jom..] wallahu a'lam
Sabda Baginda Rasulullah s.a.w yang bermaksud... ..
" siapa yang bersolat ketika matahari hendak terbenam ....
maka sebenarnya dia sedang bersolat di antara 2 tanduk iblis "
Dari itu jangan lah kita suka melewat2kan lima waktu kita ....... dan sesiapa yg belum melakukannya,
hendaklah lakukan dgn segera sebelum kita di kakukan da ia nya di lakukan oleh orang2 lain untk kita
Mukjizat di sebalik BISMILLAH
BISMILLAH adalah sebutan/nama singkat dari lafaz ' BISMILLAHIR ROHMAANIR ROHIIM '
yang bermaksud ' Dengan nama ALLAH Yang Maha Pengasih lagi Maha Penyayang. '
KELEBIHAN-KELEBIHAN BISMILLAH
1. Yang pertama ditulis Qalam adalah BISMILLAH. Maka apabila kamu menulis sesuatu,
maka tulislah BISMILLAH pada awalnya kerana BISMILLAH tertulis pada setiap wahyu
yang Allah turunkan kepada Jibrail.
2. 'BISMILLAH untukmu dan rumahmu, suruhlah mereka apabila memohon sesuatu dengan BISMILLAH. Aku tidak akan meninggalkannya sekejap mata pun sejak BISMILLAH diturunkan kepada Adam. (Hadith Qudsi)
3. Tatkala BISMILLAH diturunkan ke dunia, maka semua awan berlari ke arah barat, angin terdiam, air laut bergelora, mendengarkan seluruh binatang dan terlempar semua syaitan.
4. Demi Allah dan keagunganNya, tidaklah BISMILLAH itu dibacakan pada orang sakit melainkan menjadi ubat untuknya dan tidaklah BISMILLAH dibacakan di atas sesuatu melainkan Allah beri berkat ke atasnya.
5. Barangsiapa yang ingin hidup bahagia dan mati syahid, maka bacalah BISMILLAH setiap kali memulakan sesuatu perkara yang baik.
6. Jumlah huruf dalam BSMILLAH ada 19 huruf dan malaikat penjaga neraka ada 19
( QS.AL Muddatsir:30) .Ibnu Mas ' ud berkata: ' Sesiapa yang ingin Allah selamatkan dari 19 malaikat neraka maka bacalah BISMILLAH 19 kali setiap hari. '
7. Tiap huruf BISMILLAH ada JUNNAH (penjaga/khadam) hingga tiap huruf berkata, ' Siapa yang membaca BISMILLAH maka kamilah kekuatannya dan kamilah kehebatannya. '
8. Barangsiapa yang memuliakan tulisan BISMILLAH nescaya Allah akan mengangkat namanya di syurga yang sangat tinggi dan diampunkan segala dosa kedua orang tuanya.
9. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH maka akan bertasbihlah segala gunung kepadanya.
10. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH sebanyak 21 kali ketika hendak tidur, maka akan terpelihara dari gangguan syaitan, kecurian dan kebakaran, maut mendadak dan bala.
11. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH sebanyak 50 kali di hadapan orang yang zalim, hinalah dan masuk ketakutan dalam hati si zalim serta naiklah keberanian dan kehebatan kepada si pembaca.
Anda ada dua pilihan sama ada:
1. Biarkan dalam inbox anda tanpa bermanfaat utk org lain..
2.. Anda sebarkan @ forwardkan pada semua kenalan anda. sabda Rasulluah, ' siapa
yang menyampaikan satu ilmu dan orang yang mengamalkannya maka dia akan
beroleh pahala walaupun sudah tiada.... '
Wassalaammu'alaikum W W
amalkan ia nya selalu ........ cuma kita saja yg mengetahui kelebihan2 itu ........ InsyaAllah .............
MAKLUMAT INI DARI USTAZ HARUN DIN, BELIAU BACAKAN ARTIKEL TTG FAKTA BAHAWA PLANET MARIKH ( PLANET TERDEKAT DGN BUMI ) TELAH MENGALAMI PUSINGAN TERBALIK PADA BULAN SEPTEMBER LEPAS. INI MENUNJUKKAN BAHAWA PLANET YANG BERHAMPIRAN DENGAN PLANET MARIKH JUGA AKAN MENGALAMI KEJADIAN YANG SAMA.. MAKA AKAN TERJADILAH KEJADIAN MATAHARI AKAN TIMBUL DARI ARAH BARAT YANG JUGA MERUPAKAN TANDA-TANDA BESAR KIAMAT .. PADA MASA ITU JUGALAH PINTU TAUBAT AKAN DITUTUP... KATA PARA ASTRONOMI PLANET, BUMI HANYA TUNGGU MASA SAJA. MAKLUMAT INI TIDAK DIDEDAHKAN SECARA MELUAS DAN TELAH DIHENTIKAN PENYEBARANNYA OLEH NASA KERANA IA MENGUNTUNGKAN UMAT ISLAM. AMBILLAH PERANAN...[istighfaar jom..] wallahu a'lam
Sabda Baginda Rasulullah s.a.w yang bermaksud... ..
" siapa yang bersolat ketika matahari hendak terbenam ....
maka sebenarnya dia sedang bersolat di antara 2 tanduk iblis "
Dari itu jangan lah kita suka melewat2kan lima waktu kita ....... dan sesiapa yg belum melakukannya,
hendaklah lakukan dgn segera sebelum kita di kakukan da ia nya di lakukan oleh orang2 lain untk kita
Mukjizat di sebalik BISMILLAH
BISMILLAH adalah sebutan/nama singkat dari lafaz ' BISMILLAHIR ROHMAANIR ROHIIM '
yang bermaksud ' Dengan nama ALLAH Yang Maha Pengasih lagi Maha Penyayang. '
KELEBIHAN-KELEBIHAN BISMILLAH
1. Yang pertama ditulis Qalam adalah BISMILLAH. Maka apabila kamu menulis sesuatu,
maka tulislah BISMILLAH pada awalnya kerana BISMILLAH tertulis pada setiap wahyu
yang Allah turunkan kepada Jibrail.
2. 'BISMILLAH untukmu dan rumahmu, suruhlah mereka apabila memohon sesuatu dengan BISMILLAH. Aku tidak akan meninggalkannya sekejap mata pun sejak BISMILLAH diturunkan kepada Adam. (Hadith Qudsi)
3. Tatkala BISMILLAH diturunkan ke dunia, maka semua awan berlari ke arah barat, angin terdiam, air laut bergelora, mendengarkan seluruh binatang dan terlempar semua syaitan.
4. Demi Allah dan keagunganNya, tidaklah BISMILLAH itu dibacakan pada orang sakit melainkan menjadi ubat untuknya dan tidaklah BISMILLAH dibacakan di atas sesuatu melainkan Allah beri berkat ke atasnya.
5. Barangsiapa yang ingin hidup bahagia dan mati syahid, maka bacalah BISMILLAH setiap kali memulakan sesuatu perkara yang baik.
6. Jumlah huruf dalam BSMILLAH ada 19 huruf dan malaikat penjaga neraka ada 19
( QS.AL Muddatsir:30) .Ibnu Mas ' ud berkata: ' Sesiapa yang ingin Allah selamatkan dari 19 malaikat neraka maka bacalah BISMILLAH 19 kali setiap hari. '
7. Tiap huruf BISMILLAH ada JUNNAH (penjaga/khadam) hingga tiap huruf berkata, ' Siapa yang membaca BISMILLAH maka kamilah kekuatannya dan kamilah kehebatannya. '
8. Barangsiapa yang memuliakan tulisan BISMILLAH nescaya Allah akan mengangkat namanya di syurga yang sangat tinggi dan diampunkan segala dosa kedua orang tuanya.
9. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH maka akan bertasbihlah segala gunung kepadanya.
10. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH sebanyak 21 kali ketika hendak tidur, maka akan terpelihara dari gangguan syaitan, kecurian dan kebakaran, maut mendadak dan bala.
11. Barangsiapa yang membaca BISMILLAH sebanyak 50 kali di hadapan orang yang zalim, hinalah dan masuk ketakutan dalam hati si zalim serta naiklah keberanian dan kehebatan kepada si pembaca.
Anda ada dua pilihan sama ada:
1. Biarkan dalam inbox anda tanpa bermanfaat utk org lain..
2.. Anda sebarkan @ forwardkan pada semua kenalan anda. sabda Rasulluah, ' siapa
yang menyampaikan satu ilmu dan orang yang mengamalkannya maka dia akan
beroleh pahala walaupun sudah tiada.... '
Wassalaammu'alaikum W W
Lateral Thinking Vs Logical Thinking
Source: E-Mail
Thought Provoking Story
Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.
He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the
matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.
1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.
2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.
They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag.
Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers
Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?
What would you recommend to the Girl to do? Well, here is what she did ....
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.
Moral of the story:
Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think. Start your day with this thought provoking story and have a nice day.
DON’T WORK HARD......
"WORK SMART"
Thought Provoking Story
Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.
He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the
matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.
1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.
2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.
They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag.
Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers
Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?
What would you recommend to the Girl to do? Well, here is what she did ....
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.
Moral of the story:
Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think. Start your day with this thought provoking story and have a nice day.
DON’T WORK HARD......
"WORK SMART"
Soilwork - 20 More Miles
Band: Soilwork
Website: http://www.soilwork.org
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/soilwork
Video:
Lyrics:
Here lies the quest
Right upon you
It's time to make a stand
Now, whether you like it or not
You better deal with it once again
This time it's essential
This time it's for real
In life there's just questions
Successively wasting your time
A gradual restraint of the mind
I let my feelings show, don't know where I'm at
It doesn't give you the right to use me...
I know I'm better than that...
My emptiness fills the holes of your predictable questions...
So give me no lectures, don't you sell me your kind
[Chorus:]
20 more miles in the rain
20 more getting drained
I can't redeem myself
But I still can figure it out
20 miles in the rain
20 more getting sane
I shouldn't reveal myself
But I still could figure it out
Don't let me go through this with nothing
Nothing to salvage a possible fall
Though I still have my conscience to guide me
It concerns me enough to believe
I let my feelings show, don't know where I'm at
It doesn't give you the right to use me...
I know I'm better than that...
My emptiness fills the holes of your predictable questions...
So give me no lectures, don't you sell me your kind
[Chorus:]
20 more miles in the rain
20 more getting drained
I can't redeem myself
But I still can figure it out
20 miles in the rain
20 more getting sane
I shouldn't reveal myself
But I still could figure it out
[Solo]
20 more miles in the rain
20 more getting drained
I can't redeem myself
But I still can figure it out
20 miles in the rain
20 more getting sane
I shouldn't reveal myself
But I still could figure it out
Website: http://www.soilwork.org
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/soilwork
Video:
Lyrics:
Here lies the quest
Right upon you
It's time to make a stand
Now, whether you like it or not
You better deal with it once again
This time it's essential
This time it's for real
In life there's just questions
Successively wasting your time
A gradual restraint of the mind
I let my feelings show, don't know where I'm at
It doesn't give you the right to use me...
I know I'm better than that...
My emptiness fills the holes of your predictable questions...
So give me no lectures, don't you sell me your kind
[Chorus:]
20 more miles in the rain
20 more getting drained
I can't redeem myself
But I still can figure it out
20 miles in the rain
20 more getting sane
I shouldn't reveal myself
But I still could figure it out
Don't let me go through this with nothing
Nothing to salvage a possible fall
Though I still have my conscience to guide me
It concerns me enough to believe
I let my feelings show, don't know where I'm at
It doesn't give you the right to use me...
I know I'm better than that...
My emptiness fills the holes of your predictable questions...
So give me no lectures, don't you sell me your kind
[Chorus:]
20 more miles in the rain
20 more getting drained
I can't redeem myself
But I still can figure it out
20 miles in the rain
20 more getting sane
I shouldn't reveal myself
But I still could figure it out
[Solo]
20 more miles in the rain
20 more getting drained
I can't redeem myself
But I still can figure it out
20 miles in the rain
20 more getting sane
I shouldn't reveal myself
But I still could figure it out
Kalau Malas Ketawa...Senyum Pun Jadi Lah....
Source: E-Mail
Citer 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..
Citer 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. Seorang budak pun membuka pintu .
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. Adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : Nanti jap. Saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
Citer 3
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
Citer 4
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat ..
' Assalamualaikum '
' Walaikumsalam '
' Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
' Ya saya'
' Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni '
' Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?'
Citer 5
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk.... .... Benci .........
Ci ter 6
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!
Citer 7
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan!
polis : fasal apa tu?
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala
kisah 8
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata . Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: ' Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang l ain ?' 'Dah tentu, ' jawab doktor. 'Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,' kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
kisah 9
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.
Shan : Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
kisah 10
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat ..
Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah.
'Atok buat apa tu?'.
'Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!' jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, 'Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu ?'
kisah 11
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
Citer 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..
Citer 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. Seorang budak pun membuka pintu .
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. Adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan?
budak : Nanti jap. Saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????
Citer 3
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????
Citer 4
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat ..
' Assalamualaikum '
' Walaikumsalam '
' Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
' Ya saya'
' Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni '
' Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?'
Citer 5
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk.... .... Benci .........
Ci ter 6
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!
Citer 7
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan!
polis : fasal apa tu?
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala
kisah 8
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata . Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: ' Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang l ain ?' 'Dah tentu, ' jawab doktor. 'Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,' kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
kisah 9
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.
Shan : Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
kisah 10
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat ..
Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tong berwarna merah.
'Atok buat apa tu?'.
'Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!' jawap atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, 'Apa bangang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu ?'
kisah 11
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
Saying I Love You When You Have The Chance
Source: E-Mail
>
> DATE WITH
> A WOMAN
>
>
>
>
>
>
> After 21 years of Marriage, my
> Wife wanted me to take another Woman out to Dinner and a
> Movie.
>
> She said I
> Love You but I know this other Woman loves you and would
> Love to spend some Time with You.
>
>
> The other
> Woman that my Wife wanted me to visit was my
> MOTHER,
>
> who has been
> a Widow for 19 years,
>
> but the
> demands of my Work and my three Children had made it
> possible to visit her only occasionally.
>
>
> That night I
> called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a
> Movie.
>
>
> 'What's
> wrong, are you well,' she
> asked?
>
> My Mother is
> the type of Woman who suspects that
>
> a Late
> Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad
> News.
>
>
> 'I
> thought that it would be pleasant to be with
> you,' I responded.
>
> 'Just
> the two of us.'
>
>
> She thought
> about it for a moment, and then said,
> 'I
> would like that very much.'
>
>
> That Friday
> after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit
> Nervous.
> When I
> arrived at her House, I noticed that she too
> seemed to be Nervous about our Date.
>
> She waited
> in the Door with her Coat on.
>
> She had
> Curled her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn
> to Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.
>
>
> She smiled
> from a face that was as Radiant as an
> Angel's.
>
>
> 'I
> told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and
> they were impressed, '
>
> She said, as
> she got into the Car.
>
> 'They
> can't wait to hear about our
> meeting'.
>
>
> We went to a
> Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and
> Cozy.
>
> My Mother
> took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.
>
>
> After we sat
> down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.
>
> Half way
> through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
> there staring at me.
>
> A Nostalgic
> Smile was on her Lips..
>
>
> 'It
> was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were
> Small,'
>
> She
> said.
>
> 'Then
> it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the
> Favor,'
>
> I
> responded.
>
>
> During the
> Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing
> Extra-ordinary,
>
> but catching
> up on recent Events of each others Life.
>
> We talked so
> much that we missed the Movie.
>
>
> As we
> arrived at her House later,
>
> She said,
> 'I'll
> go out with
> you again, but only if you let me invite you.'
>
>
> I
> agreed.
>
>
> 'How
> was your Dinner Date?' asked My Wife when
> I got Home.
>
> 'Very
> Nice. Much more so than I could have
> Imagined,' I answered.
>
>
> A few days
> later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart
> Attack.
>
> It happened
> so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do anything for
> her.
> Some time later, I received an Envelope
> with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt
>
> from the
> same place Mother and I had dined.
>
>
> An Attached
> Note Said:
>
> 'I
> paid this Bill in Advance.
>
> I
> wasn't sure that I could be there;
>
>
> But
> nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates
> –
>
> One
> for You and the Other for Your Wife.
>
>
> You
> will never know what that Night meant for
> Me.
> I
> Love You,
>
> My
> Son.'
>
>
> At that
> moment, I understood the Importance of saying in
> Time:'I
> LOVE YOU!'
>
> and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they
> Deserve.
>
> Nothing in
> Life is more important than God and your
> Family.
>
> Give them
> the Time they Deserve,
> because these Things cannot be Put Off till
> 'Some
> Other
> Time.'
>
>
> Pass This
> Along To Everyone
>
> With An
> Aging
> Parent,
> To A
> Child,
> To An
> Adult,
> To Anyone
> With A Parent,
>
> And Most Importantly,
> To Someone You
> Truly Love
>
> DATE WITH
> A WOMAN
>
>
>
>
>
>
> After 21 years of Marriage, my
> Wife wanted me to take another Woman out to Dinner and a
> Movie.
>
> She said I
> Love You but I know this other Woman loves you and would
> Love to spend some Time with You.
>
>
> The other
> Woman that my Wife wanted me to visit was my
> MOTHER,
>
> who has been
> a Widow for 19 years,
>
> but the
> demands of my Work and my three Children had made it
> possible to visit her only occasionally.
>
>
> That night I
> called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a
> Movie.
>
>
> 'What's
> wrong, are you well,' she
> asked?
>
> My Mother is
> the type of Woman who suspects that
>
> a Late
> Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad
> News.
>
>
> 'I
> thought that it would be pleasant to be with
> you,' I responded.
>
> 'Just
> the two of us.'
>
>
> She thought
> about it for a moment, and then said,
> 'I
> would like that very much.'
>
>
> That Friday
> after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit
> Nervous.
> When I
> arrived at her House, I noticed that she too
> seemed to be Nervous about our Date.
>
> She waited
> in the Door with her Coat on.
>
> She had
> Curled her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn
> to Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.
>
>
> She smiled
> from a face that was as Radiant as an
> Angel's.
>
>
> 'I
> told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and
> they were impressed, '
>
> She said, as
> she got into the Car.
>
> 'They
> can't wait to hear about our
> meeting'.
>
>
> We went to a
> Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and
> Cozy.
>
> My Mother
> took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.
>
>
> After we sat
> down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.
>
> Half way
> through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
> there staring at me.
>
> A Nostalgic
> Smile was on her Lips..
>
>
> 'It
> was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were
> Small,'
>
> She
> said.
>
> 'Then
> it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the
> Favor,'
>
> I
> responded.
>
>
> During the
> Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing
> Extra-ordinary,
>
> but catching
> up on recent Events of each others Life.
>
> We talked so
> much that we missed the Movie.
>
>
> As we
> arrived at her House later,
>
> She said,
> 'I'll
> go out with
> you again, but only if you let me invite you.'
>
>
> I
> agreed.
>
>
> 'How
> was your Dinner Date?' asked My Wife when
> I got Home.
>
> 'Very
> Nice. Much more so than I could have
> Imagined,' I answered.
>
>
> A few days
> later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart
> Attack.
>
> It happened
> so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do anything for
> her.
> Some time later, I received an Envelope
> with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt
>
> from the
> same place Mother and I had dined.
>
>
> An Attached
> Note Said:
>
> 'I
> paid this Bill in Advance.
>
> I
> wasn't sure that I could be there;
>
>
> But
> nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates
> –
>
> One
> for You and the Other for Your Wife.
>
>
> You
> will never know what that Night meant for
> Me.
> I
> Love You,
>
> My
> Son.'
>
>
> At that
> moment, I understood the Importance of saying in
> Time:'I
> LOVE YOU!'
>
> and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they
> Deserve.
>
> Nothing in
> Life is more important than God and your
> Family.
>
> Give them
> the Time they Deserve,
> because these Things cannot be Put Off till
> 'Some
> Other
> Time.'
>
>
> Pass This
> Along To Everyone
>
> With An
> Aging
> Parent,
> To A
> Child,
> To An
> Adult,
> To Anyone
> With A Parent,
>
> And Most Importantly,
> To Someone You
> Truly Love
Kidney Cleanser
Source: E-Mail
CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS WITH LESS THAN $1.00
Years
pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and
any unwanted stuff entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs
to undergo cleansing treatments.
How
are we going to do this?
It
is very easy. First take a bunch of parsley and wash it clean
Then
cut it into small pieces and put it in a pot. Pour clean water and boil it for
ten minutes. Let it cool down, filter it and pour into a clean bottle
and keep it inside the refrigerator to cool.
Drink
one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison
coming out of your kidney by urination. Also you will be able to notice the
difference which you have never felt before.
Parsley
is known as a good cleansing treatment for kidneys and it is natural!
Please forward
to all your friends!
+-----+
Not sure if this thing is true but if you do feel the need to experiment on your own kidneys, nobody is stopping you. Cheers.
CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS WITH LESS THAN $1.00
Years
pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and
any unwanted stuff entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs
to undergo cleansing treatments.
How
are we going to do this?
It
is very easy. First take a bunch of parsley and wash it clean
Then
cut it into small pieces and put it in a pot. Pour clean water and boil it for
ten minutes. Let it cool down, filter it and pour into a clean bottle
and keep it inside the refrigerator to cool.
Drink
one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison
coming out of your kidney by urination. Also you will be able to notice the
difference which you have never felt before.
Parsley
is known as a good cleansing treatment for kidneys and it is natural!
Please forward
to all your friends!
+-----+
Not sure if this thing is true but if you do feel the need to experiment on your own kidneys, nobody is stopping you. Cheers.
